Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8

I don't read The Onion all too often anymore, but saw this headline posted Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8 and had to read it. Here's a brief excerpt....

According to the review, authored by Pitchfork editor in chief Ryan Schreiber, the popular medium that predates the written word shows promise but nonetheless "leaves the listener wanting more."

Pure genius, read the whole thing here.